Born to Ride

July 26th, 2011








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Born to Ride

Born to Ride

Release Year: 2011

Rating: 3.6/10 (353 voted)

Director: James Fargo

Stars: Casper Van Dien, Patrick Muldoon, William Forsythe

Writers: Robert Vozza, Mike Anthony Jones

Cast:
Casper Van Dien - Mike Callahan
Patrick Muldoon - Alex
William Forsythe - Jack Steele
Theresa Russell - Frances Callahan
Jack Maxwell - Vic
Branscombe Richmond - Dean
Jamison Jones - Gary
Kurt Andon - Senator Clayton
Dave Goryl - David
Daniel Rivera - John Red Deer
Andre Caceres - Biker / Bike Fabricator
Claudia DiFolco - Vet's Daughter
Martin Guigui - Movie Director
Dahlia Waingort - 2nd 2nd AD
Cledia Barsottelli - Blonde PA

Release Date: 26 July 2011



Technical Specs

Runtime: USA:



User Review

A Bunch of Nonsense

Rating:

Two bikers take off to go to Sturgis (which happens in August, though a newspaper says it is still Spring) and get involved in some sort of government chicanery.

This comes to us from director James Fargo, best known for "Every Which Way But Loose" and reunites Casper Van Dien with a terrible beard and Patrick Muldoon from "Starship Troopers". This is the second film to do this in 2011 (the first is "Turbulent Skies") and the lesser of the two.

Also here is William Forsythe as Jack Steele. He is so talented, I feel bad they put him in this film. And I am not sure what the point was. He comes off as menacing but his henchman are hapless dopes like the cop in "Smokey and the Bandit". So is this a comedy? An action film? What is it?

Another reviewer called this film "beyond awful", and that is the sad truth. The plot seems to make sense, at least for a while, but then goes radically divergent from any sort of sense. Plots start and end at any given moment, people disappear without explanation... just when I thought I knew what was going on, I was more confused than before. And I was sober.

Do yourself a favor and avoid this film. Maybe with a case of beer and a friend or two it is worth watching, but I found very little redeeming in it.




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